Category Archives: A Dude’s Life

FREEDOM!!

Why does it always feel so good to quit a job?

(Why did I just write that so casually that it sounds like I can’t hold a job?)

Whatever… I quite my job today!!  That’s right…I threw in the towel at a well-known brand and start-up (i.e. seldomly watched) cable network, and my back feels so much lighter without the monkey on it.

So here’s my post for the day…

You know those emails people send out when they’re leaving a company? Usually, they say something polite about how the best thing working at the company was “the people,” and then make the eternal vow to stay in touch while hesitantly attaching their contact info thru gritted teeth?

Below is my version of that.

Before you read it, I’ll say this:  At 30, it’s getting harder to put on a face for people.  That’s a good thing, right? I hear it’s supposed to be.  

Granted, I don’t know if my below email results from years (2 years and 10 months to be exact) of corporate oppression, or if I actually am turning a corner in this roller coaster ride called “life.” One thing I do know for sure…and as usual…I thought my joke was pretty damn funny. But then again, I’m the funniest person I know (next to my wife, of course!).

Although, it would probably make more sense if you knew where I worked, but you should be able to figure it out from the below…ENJOY!!

SUBJECT:  It’s not “good-bye…”

BODY:  …it’s ” ’till I see you again! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!”

{Contact info inserted here}

(Thank you Face of the Last Season of Oprah!)

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